Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer User Review

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FANTASTIC: ANYTHING BUT!!

FANTASTIC FOUR:

RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER

(PG, general release)

Life is good as a super hero with Reed Richards (Ioan Gruffudd) & Sue Storm (Jessica Alba) are about to get married�again and it promises to be New York�s social event of the year. Ben Grimm (Michael Chiklis) is solid as a rock in his relationship with the blind & beautiful Alicia (Kerry Washington) while things are not so hot on the relationship front for the �Flaming Torch� Chris Evans.

But being superheroes and all, you just know that the day couldn�t pass by without an evil villain threatening to destroy mankind as we know it! That villain comes in the form of the mysterious & powerful �Silver Surfer� Norrin Radd: a metallic based intergalactic traveler who�s left a trail of wasted planets in his wake and is causing all manner of meteorological mayhem over the world with snowstorms; blackouts etc.

However after a strike on New York disrupts the wedding, the Four are forced to act and eventually discover that Norrin is doing the bidding of planet eating �Galactus�. As if this wasn�t bad enough, they also have to contend with gruff U.S. Army General Hager (Andre Braugher) & a nasty nemesis they thought they had confined to his frosty homeland two years ago: Victor Von Doom (Julian McMahon) whose intentions we know aren�t good! Cue all sorts of devastation; explosions and apocalyptic adventures treated in a bright & breezy manner as the Fantastic Four set out to save the world from complete destruction.

I�m sad to say that while they�re superpowers are indeed Fantastic, they�re acting is far from. Mr. Gruffudd (Amazing Grace & King Arthur) is still a little lifeless as the lovably geeky scientist �Mr. Fantastic� Reed Richards; Alba (Sin City & Into the Blue) is as always extremely pretty but just like the film is also pretty vacant & plastic as �Invisible Girl� Sue Storm; Evans (Sunshine & Cellular) is anything but hot as the reckless; brash Johnny Storm; Chiklis (star of hit T.V series: The Shield) tries to provide the comic relief as �The Thing� Ben Grimm whilst McMahon (Nip/Tuck & Premonition) just doesn�t do much as the supposedly villainous; vindictive Von Doom. Alas the �Silver Surfer� voiced by Laurence Fishburne and portrayed by Doug Jones is the only character with any semblance of depth!

Whenever you get a film with any superlatives in the title, you start hoping maybe that there�s something special about it, dare I say it even Fantastic!! But folks, this isn�t any tin of Ronseal quick dry wood stain as it simply does not do exactly what it says on the tin. It�s a mildly entertaining; popcorn eating fare with some funny moments and expensive special effects combined with lazy dialogue; poor character development & cheesy special effects. Guys, this is anything but a fantastic film but if what you�re looking for is a light; undemanding 90 minutes of movie going adventure, then this is for you!

Written by Ken Hume

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