Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull User Review

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Rating

1/5

Author

stfbritto

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Best thing

Film Credits at the End

Worst Thing

everything before the Film Credits (which appears after the Movie is OVER.)

Review

What a CRAP Story? and What limitless usage of Spielbergesque Pseudo Science .Escape in a Refrigerator From a Nuclear Blast ..HAHAHA. the container/Fridge would be crushed by the impact of the explosion and incinerated to Fine Ash with in the first Nanosecond and Dr.Jones will suffer the Horror of dying by Being Crushed, Gasping for Oxygen as the Blast creates a Vacuum , and his Lungs will be BURNT as the 10000 ++ degree celsius heat enters it as he inhales all the while he gets burnt to fine Micro particles in the searing Heat ..So the MOVIE should END here Ideally . And all will be well. No Monkey Fights. no knockedup ex GFs ,No Merging Skulls ,and all further CRAPOLOGY could have been averted.Along with the reunion of

Dr.Arthritic Jones and his Orthroporotic post Menopausal GF .

I wanted to give zero STARS but one star is the nearest to Zero.

WASTE of PRECIOUS time ..Bloody SPEILBERG we want our Money back and PAY for wasting our TIME. PLEASE RETIRE before you are FORCED to.

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