17 Entitled Jerks Who Demanded Special Treatment, And Were Pissed When They Didn't Get It

Some people seem to think that the world should bend to their every desire...and I do not like those people. Here are 17 choosy beggars who received a healthy dose of reality from the people they were bugging:

1."It's ok, I'm a single mom."

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2."We do not need luck."

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3."You are a child."

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4."You're here to work...act like it."

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5."Your reward will be, at best, a bottle of water."

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6."He's a butt guy (no flat asses should apply)."

"Please share post, this boy ain't getting any younger!"
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7."Have a bachelor's degree in childcare OR nine years of relevant babysitting experience."

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8."How famous are you? 😎"

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10."Can you take it to my house?"

"It's listed as pick up only for a reason"
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11."Um, thanks, I guess..."

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12."...Unless it's nice outside. Then I will need off with pay."

"Any leads are helpful"
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13."Don't you agree, girls?!"

"A guy should spend 20% of his yearly salary on a ring"
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14."Just Venmo, Zelle, or Cash App. That's it."

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15."No other compensation is offered."

"No other compensation is offered."
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16."Easy £80 for sumone."

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17.And finally, "Not the big Tootsie Rolls, mind you, the small ones that are bite-sized."

"evidently no one is allowed to be disappointed and bring it up, ever."
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