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I'm 100% Convinced That It's Actually Physically, Mentally, And Emotionally Impossible Not To Laugh At Any Of These Things People Actually Tried To Sell

If you're like me, one of the main things you use Facebook for is to sell random stuff you have lying around the house or buy other people's random stuff that they have lying around the house. It's exhilarating.

But, of course, you've definitely seen some...suspect...things up for sale. Here are some of the funniest out there:

1.Dangerous tools of destruction:

"These are real numb trucks."
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2.Ulysses S. Grant's forks:

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3.The perfect bed to hit your noggin on:

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4.My man Chuck:

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5.The hottest new kitchen appliance:

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6.Joe's musical group:

"Band joe for $250" with image of a banjo
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7.The only way:

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8.The most dangerous of the stringed instruments:

Facebook Marketplace ad for a violin that reads "violent"
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9.The reflection of the soul:

An ad for a mirror captioned "Mear, $10"
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10.A dunce's hobby:

marketplace ad reading fools ball table
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11.The most hypnotizing home appliance:

Facebook Marketplace ad for a washing machine spelling it "watch her machine"
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12.The real deal:

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13.A fresh pair of sleeps:

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14.The great Otter Man:

marketplace ad reading otter man
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15.A hopped up gator:

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16.Ol' Gram's favorite body part:

Marketplace ad reading, "My grams abdomen"

17.The buggy of doom:

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18.Poops that are not of this universe:

Marketplace ad reading, "Portal potty"

19.An explosive place in the kitchen:

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20.(Australian guy voice):

marketplace ad reading spikers
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21.A not too shabby chair:

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22.The hottest dance sensation of 2023:

Marketplace ad reading "shuffle"

23.Couch adornment warnings:

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24.A brand new dress:

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25.A choice we must all make in life:

marketplace ad reading corn or sofa
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26.Barb's husband:

Marketplace ad reading Bob Wire

27.The most holy of car parts:

Marketplace ad reading, "Catholic converters"
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28.My man Will:

marketplace ad reading will barrow
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29.The only instrument worth playing:

Banjo for sale listed as bango
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30.The worst kind of sale:

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31.This year's hottest fashion:

An ad showing a person wearing a varsity/letterman jacket, with caption "Leather man Jacket, $65"
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32.A stubborn draw:

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33.The bingest of bags:

marketplace ad reading bing bags
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34.The title of the new Indiana Jones movie:

Marketplace ad reading "Fridge raider"
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35.The most beautiful state in the nation:

marketplace ad reading oregon
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36.Two perfect beds:

Marketplace ad reading, "Bump beds"
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37.A chair with nothing to lose:

Facebook Marketplace ad reading "black mesh egomaniac" chair instead of "ergonomic"
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38.Every kid's favorite backyard toy:

trampoline for sale reading trampling
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39.Incredibly comfortable seating:

Facebook Marketplace ad for a bench that reads "branch"
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40.The alternative to a leg floor:

marketplace ad reading arm wall
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41.A couch that's practically nipping at your toes to be sold:

A person selling a decrepit couch to the "lowest bitter" instead of bidder
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42.A saw with no fear of the lord:

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43.The key to infinite lawn:

marketplace ad reading lawn more
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44.Milwaukee's woes:

A Milwaukee circular saw for sale for £130, with caption, "Milwaukee still sore"
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45.Morrissey's head:

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46.The perfect thing to find out if your newborn is General George Thomas reincarnated:

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47.A little too much bike:

marketplace ad reading excessive bike
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48.The most noble of the preventative fire measures:

Market post for "Antique Fire Distinguisher"
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49.The finest of workout equipment:

Facebook marketplace listing reading "dumbles"
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50.And stamp:

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