The best films on TV today: Saturday, 1 August
Choose from Scottish musicals, ultra violent prison dramas, epic action adventures and more as TopFilmTip brings you the best films on TV for Saturday, 1 August.
Some films may require a Sky subscription.
Infanticidal tweens spoil holiday camp and save uncle from serial killer wife in moustachioed baby creepy comedy Addams Family Values 12:45pm 5 Star
Feeling they Should Have Been Loved soldiers walk 500 Miles to Edinburgh to find a Misty Blue Sky Takes The Soul in The Proclaimers musical Sunshine on Leith 12:50pm Film4
Sky-scraping partiers and residents face death at every turn when a health and safety mishap leads to a disastrous The Towering Inferno 2:05pm ITV4
Circus escapee / fake flying Rooster paper-tigers his way into hearts of desperate Chicks in Aardman animated fun Chicken Run 4:50pm ITV2
Rebellious slave leads gladiator army against tyranny in Kubrick's sex soaked, flame rolling anti McCarthy allegory Spartacus 5:15pm ITV4
Heath Ledger pretends to be noble, jousts it all up and woos girl in intentionally anachronistic sports adventure A Knight's Tale 5:20pm 5 Star
Raptor-daddy and high-heels-sprinter save haircut-brothers from psycho-killer-mutantosaurus in monster chomping fun Jurassic World 6:35pm ITV2
Kidnapped ex-rancher must turn the tables on ruthless ransom demanding newlywed captors in top taut and tense thriller The Tall T 7:20pm Sony Movies Action
A quiet kid falls for prepubescent vampire in brutal and bloody tale of preteen sexual awakening in English Language horror remake Let Me In 9:00pm Horror Channel
Sprawling talky intricacies of 1970s Boston underworld intertwine in mesh of bank jobs, snitches and murder The Friends of Eddie Coyle 9:00pm Talking Pictures
Killer Saoirse Ronan murders fake Cate, befriends bickering bohemians and enjoys abandoned Cold War amusement park Hanna 8:00pm Sony Movies
Nick named gangsters, punch-ups, milky mayhem, sword stabbing, dubious deals, dodgy diamonds and a squeaky dog Snatch 9:00pm Paramount Network
Car crime crew globetrot for mcguffin in motors and mammaries-montaging, Lykan Hypercar-flying, utter vehicular lunacy Fast & Furious 7 9:00pm ITV2
Obnoxious immature college girl must solve her repeated murder: character arcing gleeful groundhogging mystery fun Happy Death Day 9:00pm Film4
David Fincher de/re-constructs gender power dynamics as seemingly perfect marriage falls apart under savage media's eye Gone Girl 9:00pm Channel 4
Wagner-blaring, safe-surfing, insanity-assassinating, dope-smoking, puppy-losing, cow-chopping Vietnam perfection Apocalypse Now 9:30pm BBC Two
Detective begins back scratching affair with fanny flashing femme fatale in ice-pick perforating killer thriller Basic Instinct 10:00pm 5 Star
Intravenous venom abusing death distributer and pet hyena outsmart and butcher mercs and aliens alike in delightfully dark sci-fi Riddick 10:55pm Film4
Blackmailed laconic convict brutally breaks bodies of prisoners and guards in face peeling, thoughtful rampage Brawl in Cell Block 99 00:55am Channel 4
Escalation, explosions, blood and broigus as regular people fall into vengeance’s trap in gripping dark-humoured anthology Wild Tales 1:15am Film 4
Newlyweds splinter into suspicion and secrecy as Rose Leslie sleepwalks towards enigmatic psychosis: character led curio Honeymoon 2:45am Horror Channel
Moral complications of recognition and respect for emerging artificial intelligence, creativity & life explored in gay marriage metaphor Isaac Asimov’s Bicentennial Man 3:15am Sony Movies