Dad Threatens Kids With Brilliant Taken-Inspired Note

Liam Neeson’s ‘Taken’ character Bryan Mills has become the unlikely saviour of an exasperated father who got fed up with his messy kids.

The unidentified dad used Mills’ iconic speech from ‘Taken’ to threaten his kids who refused to “put their dishes in the dishwasher” with having their wifi privileges revoked, leaving this brilliantly passive aggressive note above the sink.

Shared by Reddit user labuzan the note has since been viewed thousands of time online, doubtless inspiring other antagonised dads to do the same thing.

The note reads:

I don’t know who you are.

I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a maid to clean up after you, I can tell you I don’t do that.

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long lifetime. Skills that make me an expert in home WiFi systems and Cellular Data plans.

- Michael Jackson’s Star Wars Dream
- Willy Wonka: Child Murderer?
- Amazing Joker Fan Theory

If you clean up your own kitchen mess, that’ll be the end of it.

I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.

But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you…

AND I WILL DISCONNECT YOU.

If there’s one movie dad we wouldn’t want to mess with, it’s Bryan Mills, so we hope this guy’s kids took their dad’s advice.

Image credits: 20th Century Fox/Imgur/Reddit