Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.
Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
Most of being a good parent is just trying to be an average parent despite being incredibly tired.— dadpression (@Dadpression) March 5, 2018
i have no electricity today bc of the snowstorm so i was forced to talk to my husband and son they seem nice.— kim (@KimmyMonte) March 8, 2018
My daughter just tried pizza for the first time. pic.twitter.com/yiPNJgUBJg— Jody Avirgan (@jodyavirgan) March 3, 2018
Welcome to motherhood.— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) March 6, 2018
You eat while standing up now.
I want the world for my two year old. I want him to accomplish everything. I also hope to goodness he never figures out he can get out of bed by himself— Dave Learns To Dad (@DaveLearnsToDad) March 6, 2018
I just fist-pumped in glee because I got the parking spot closest to my kids’ school, in case you wondered if there’s any excitement in life after 40.— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) March 5, 2018
Me pretending that's not my kid in public pic.twitter.com/iVgBEASlWk— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) March 8, 2018
80% of my time walking places with my kids is spent waiting for them to balance on things.— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) March 5, 2018
Me: We need to get you new bedding.— MumMumMommyMom]]>🤦🏻
8: But I love my bedding. I like my flowers.
Me: I know, but it's old.
8: So is Daddy, but we haven't gotten a new one of those.