Madonna’s Son Rocco Caught Smoking ‘Suspicious Looking Cigarette’ On London’s South Bank

There’s now undoubtedly even more drama in the Ciccone-Ritchie clan this morning - after pictures emerged of Madonna’s eldest son Rocco smoking what those over a certain age call ‘a suspicious-looking cigarette’.

And for the record, we don’t mean a cigarette that’s wearing a hoody, standing on a street corner, or intimidating Marjorie on her way to bingo.

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The Sun’s gone and published some more snaps of the youngster hanging around London’s South Bank - with a bunch of lads who are all looking very 'teenage-boy-who’s-angry-with-the-world’.

Which, let’s be honest, is every 15-year-old boy in existence ever, right?

To make matters worse, they’re all using skateboards and are surrounded by graffiti, which let’s face it, is a Daily Mail reader’s heart-attack waiting to happen.

Somewhat predictably, Madonna’s said to be 'heartbroken’ over Rocco’s whole 'laughing and smoking questionable-looking things’ aesthetic at the moment and is allegedly blaming her ex-husband Guy Ritchie over the whole thing.

The pair are currently embroiled in a custody battle over Rocco, who’s said to now want to live with his dad in London.

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Speaking to The Sun, an arguably somewhat hysterical source said: “Rocco is running wild on the streets of London without any thought about how this is affecting him in the long term. Any teenager given that kind of freedom is likely to behave in a certain way.

“He needs proper supervision and a firm guiding hand at this crucial stage in his development. Is him smoking like this in public with a gang of older boys really appropriate?

“Some might say that Rocco is only doing what thousands of young British teenagers in parks all over the UK. But it is certainly not what Madonna wants for her son.”

SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE AND SEND HIM OFF TO A MONASTERY! BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!