Bride-to-be Brocarde explained to Tan that she was set to marry Eduardo — but Eduardo wasn't the sort of groom Tan had come to expect from the show because... he was a ghost.
Describing her sex life with Eduardo, Brocade said: "Eduardo is an absolute dreamboat. He keeps me on my toes, which is what I need. His presence is quite sexy and quite sexual, because if someone can control your body and take a hold of your body then it is… You don't need me to spell it out…"
Tan jumped in: "Orgasmic. The word she’s looking for is orgasmic! I didn’t realise what I was missing from my sex life, but apparently it's ghost sex."
Detailing how she met Eduardo, Brocarde explained that she was simply "minding [her] own business" when she first met Eduardo, saying: "It was a really stormy night, and I just felt this burning in my chest, and I was like woah, what is this really intense, warm feeling here?
"It kind of like ran throughout my body and out through my toes."
Brocarde also explained that Eduardo is a "victorian soldier" and was "a rebel" who she thinks was "a rockstar in a former life".
A shocked Tan reacted by saying: "It's kind of difficult to get your head around, but we’re not here to judge anyone, everyone deserves a chance to feel special and look gorgeous."
However, things became a little trickier when Brocarde explained than Tan needed to help her meet Eduardo's expectations as well as her own.
"My groom... he likes for me to be covered up. I want to make sure he turns up. He doesn't approve of me dressing in that manner," she said.
After settling on a black gown, Brocarde married her perfect man and said, "It was literally my dream wedding, so stripped back, just about the love of me and Eduardo, I'm a happy bride."
Say Yes to the Dress With Tan France airs on Really at 10pm on Tuesdays.
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