Woman 'masturbated twice' during Tom Hiddleston's Broadway show

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NEW YORK, NY – SEPTEMBER 5: Tom Hiddleston poses at The Opening Night of "Betrayal" on Broadway at THE POOL at the Seagram Building on September 5, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Bruce Glikas/WireImage)
Tom Hiddleston poses at The Opening Night of "Betrayal" on Broadway at THE POOL on September 5, 2019. (Photo by Bruce Glikas/WireImage)

A woman reportedly pleasured herself twice during a Broadway performance of Tom Hiddleston’s stage show Betrayal.

That’s according to Page Six, which claims a person wrote about the event on the Broadway message room All That Chat.

The commentator detailed that during last Wednesday’s performance of the Harold Pinter play at the Bernard B. Jacobs Theatre, a woman “in her thirties” masturbated to completion... twice.

NEW YORK, NY – SEPTEMBER 5: (L-R) Charlie Cox, Tom Hiddleston, Zawe Ashton pose at The Opening Night Party for "Betrayal" on Broadway at THE POOL at the Seagram Building on September 5, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Bruce Glikas/WireImage)
(L-R) Charlie Cox, Tom Hiddleston, Zawe Ashton pose at The Opening Night Party for "Betrayal" on Broadway, 2019. (Photo by Bruce Glikas/WireImage)

"Every time Tom Hiddleston said something provocative, our row mate would let out a large laugh, somewhat out of cadence with the rest of the audience,” the commenter wrote.

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Apparently the woman in question then shifted in her seat and that's when the noise started.

“My companion could feel a rhythmic banging against his armrest, punctuated by occasional low moans and giggles,” they continued.

“[It] got faster and faster until there was one slightly louder ‘Ha’, and she resumed her normal seat position, put her head back and closed her eyes.”

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That was just the first orgasm, the second took place later during a scene between Hiddleston and his co-star Zawe Ashton where they passionately kiss.

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“The show was really wonderful and the cast first-rate,” the man added: "But you might want to avoid seat B-3."

The full comment was posted on Twitter by food blogger Adam Roberts.

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Even Chris Pratt, his Avengers: Endgame co-star, had to comment.

That’s what you call “getting more bang for your buck,” I guess.

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