Advertisement

Close this content

The 32 Best One-Liners From Bridesmaids

Riley Utley

11 April 2024 at 4:00 pm

Kristen Wiig's iconic comedy is full of fantastic quotes!

Help me, I’m poor. - Annie

I'm not going to say I survived, I'm going to say I thrived. - Megan

It's just... it's the first time I've ever seen you look ugly. And that makes me kind of happy. - Annie

I look ugly? No I don't. I don't really look ugly. - Helen

Do you want to tell a cop about it? We're just like priests except we would tell everybody afterwards. - Rhodes

I’m ready to party! - Annie

You're more beautiful than Cinderella. You smell like pine needles, and you have a face like sunshine. - Becca

Why can't you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person? - Lillian

It's not a missing person until it's at least 24 hours. Have you ever seen CSI? Twenty-four hours. Let me get on with my job, Annie. - Rhodes

I have to go to the bathroom but I heard about a woman who went to the bathroom on the plane - she got sucked into the toilet. Sucked right in. - Nervous Woman on the Plane

Lillian and I took Spanish together in school. And so, I would just like to say to you and to everyone here, "Gracias para vivar en la casa, en la escuelas, en... en la azul... "marcada". Tienes con "bibir" en las Fortuashla?" and gracias! - Annie

We would like to invite you to no longer live with us. - Brynn

I wouldn't want to make you explain what our relationship is to all those people. That would suck for you. - Ted

I took nine. I took nine. Yeah. I did slightly overcommit to the whole dog thing. It turns out I'm probably more comfortable with six. - Megan

Hello, Helen. I've heard... wonderful things. - Rhodes

It's a good tub. I slept there for my 30th birthday. - Annie

'Stove' what kind of a name is that? - Annie

You're like the maid of dishonor. - Rhodes

This is such a stone-cold pack of weirdos, and I am so proud! - Lillian

No one can get anywhere in 3 seconds. You're setting me up for a loss already. - Annie

This is kind of high-octane stuff that really made me want to become a cop. Missing girl found at her apartment. It's adrenaline-pinching. - Rhodes

I fell off a cruise ship, but I'm back. - Megan

Excuse me, um, could I have a glass of alcohol when you get a chance? - Becca

I’m glad he’s single, ‘cause I’m gonna climb that like a tree. - Megan

They are cute, but when they reach that age, ugh. Disgusting. - Rita

I feel bad for your parents. - Annie

I’m telling you, hitting bottom is a good thing. Because there’s nowhere to go but up. - Annie’s Mom

That dress is so pretty, it makes my stomach hurt. - Megan

Hold on for one more day. - Wilson Phillips

This should be open ‘cause it’s called civil rights. This is the ‘90s. - Annie

Physically, I don’t bloat. It’s a gift. - Megan

Don’t you dare laugh. - Lillian

Kristen Wiig's iconic comedy is full of fantastic quotes!

The Bridesmaids cast is so stacked with comedy legends including Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, and Melissa McCarthy, and the Oscar-nominated script is so good that a vast majority of it is quotable. Ever since its release in 2011, people have been laughing over the amazing one-liners from this comedy about a woman who is trying her darndest to be a good maid of honor. Now, it’s time to go over some of the best quotes from this seriously iconic comedy from Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo.

Universal

We're going over some of the best one-liners from the comedy Bridesmaids.

PA Media: Movies
Lupita Nyong’o and feline friend pose while promoting A Quiet Place: Day One
The Oscar-winning actress was pictured alongside her furry co-star Schnitzel the cat.
18 hours ago
PA Media: Movies
Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni look loved up in first glance at It Ends With Us
The Gossip Girl star plays Lily Bloom in the adaptation of Colleen Hoover’s novel.
20 hours ago
PA Media: Movies
Melissa McCarthy responds to Barbra Streisand after Ozempic question
In reference to McCarthy, Streisand had asked ‘did you take Ozempic?’
21 hours ago
Yahoo Movies UK
The Fall Guy is ‘making dreams come true’ for the film’s stunt performers
The Fall Guy director David Leitch and producer Kelly McCormick speak to Yahoo UK about the film's epic stunts, and why Ryan Gosling is a 'comedic genius'.
a day ago
PA Media: Movies
Daniel Radcliffe on JK Rowling criticism: I will continue to support LGBTQ rights
Rowling has hit the headlines for her views on transgender issues and been criticised by fans of her novels and the world she created.
a day ago
Yahoo Movies UK
Why has Miller’s Girl provoked controversy?
Martin Freeman and Jenna Ortega star in a new steamy student-teacher thriller, but what is the Miller’s Girl controversy?
a day ago
PA Media: Movies
Ryan Gosling unrecognisable in Beavis and Butt-head appearance on red carpet
The actor reprised his character from a viral Saturday Night Live sketch.
a day ago
Yahoo Movies UK
Are movies getting too long? Poll of the week
Alfred Hitchcock once said "the length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder" but is he right?
2 days ago
Yahoo Movies UK
What to watch on Apple TV+ in May 2024 from Dark Matter to The Big Cigar
Apple TV's new offering for May is led by Joel Edgerton in an ambitious sci-fi, along with docuseries Hollywood Con Queen.
2 days ago
Yahoo Movies UK
What to watch on Paramount+ in May 2024 from Insomnia to Buffy the Vampire Slayer
It's a great time for 90s nostalgia on Paramount Plus, with both Buffy and The X-Files arriving on the streamer.
2 days ago
Yahoo Movies UK
What to watch on Prime Video in May 2024 from Clarkson's Farm to The Idea of You
Jeremy Clarkson and Anne Hathaway, but not together, lead the new movies and TV shows on Amazon's streamer.
2 days ago
Yahoo Movies UK
What to watch on Disney+ in May 2024 from Shardlake to Abbott Elementary
There's a historical murder mystery, an animated Star Wars series, and multiple music docs on Disney Plus in May.
2 days ago
Yahoo Movies UK
What to watch on Sky and NOW in May 2024 from Tattooist of Auschwitz to The Sympathizer
There's a black comedy set in Vietnam and a devastating Holocaust drama on Sky and NOW this month.
2 days ago
Yahoo Movies UK
What to watch on Netflix in May 2024 from Bridgerton to Atlas
Jennifer Lopez wears a big sci-fi suit and Hugh Grant wears an equally massive tiger costume. Netflix is an eclectic place.
2 days ago
Yahoo Movies UK
The Fall Guy's Winston Duke grew up watching Ryan Gosling in Young Hercules
The actor tells Yahoo UK it was "an honour" to work with his co-star, and that he was impressed by how "he carries himself as a leading man".
2 days ago
PA Media: Movies
Shonda Rhimes says Barbie film didn’t need to be feminist manifesto
The TV producer bought the rights to the upcoming Netflix documentary about the first black Barbie.
3 days ago
Yahoo Movies UK
What's leaving Netflix in May 2024?
There are some big movies and TV shows disappearing from Netflix UK in May 2024.
3 days ago
PA Media: Movies
Nicole Kidman has ‘chosen love’ throughout her life and career, says husband
Keith Urban addressed a ceremony held in honour of his wife.
4 days ago
PA Media: Movies
Nicole Kidman hailed for guidance, love and sisterhood as star honoured by AFI
A host of celebrities paid tribute to the Australian as she received a life achievement award.
4 days ago
PA Media: Movies
Nicole Kidman: Being honoured at AFI is ‘a little overwhelming’ as an introvert
The Moulin Rouge star was the first Australian actor to receive the accolade.
4 days ago