Want to unleash your inner Harry and Lloyd in a little place called… Aspen?
Because a hotel near the spiffy US ski resort – where the beer flows like wine and where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano – has got you.
Fully included in the (not inconsiderable) price are a pair of powder blue and orange tuxedos, ruffled shirts, and top hats.
You also get two nights stay at the hotel, private jet transportation to and from Aspen, lift passes and a brand new pair of skis.
Additional nods to the movie include three-hour moped rental (make sure you take regular toilet breaks, people) to tour around nearby Denver, $200 to spend on spa treatments, brunches and a 12-pack of beers.
It’s not cheap – coming in at a sobering $10,000 – but what price idiocy?
That said, you’d expect them to throw in a couple of endangered owls and a bottle of champagne for that much dough.