Why is Sean Bean on a bike being chased by a dinosaur?

Mark Lankester

No, you're not in the midst of cheese-fuelled dream,  that is Sean Bean riding a children’s chopper bike whilst being chased by some pirates, a knight, oh… and a dinosaur.

The ‘Lord Of The Rings’ star and Sheffield’s favourite son was snapped filming the baffling movie scene in a Kent forest.

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We’re still waiting for the full-story behind these amazing snaps, so for now you’ll just have to ponder what exactly is happening here.

It's not even been revealed what the film is, but we'll definitely be at the front on the queue when it opens.