Irish Wish review – no cliche is left unturned in lamentable Lindsay Lohan romcom

<span>Craic on… Lindsay Lohan, centre, with Ed Speleers, Elizabeth Tan, Ayesha Curry and Alexander Vlahos in Irish Wish.</span><span>Photograph: Netflix</span>
Craic on… Lindsay Lohan, centre, with Ed Speleers, Elizabeth Tan, Ayesha Curry and Alexander Vlahos in Irish Wish.Photograph: Netflix

There are no leprechauns in this abysmal romantic comedy. Otherwise, though, pretty much no theme-park Ireland cliche is left unturned in a Lindsay Lohan vehicle, directed by Janeen Damian, that reimagines Irish Catholicism as a twinkly, impish delivery system for magical realist plot devices.

Lohan plays Maddie, a book editor who is devastated when her secret crush, dashing author Paul Kennedy (Alexander Vlahos), gets engaged to her best friend, Emma (Elizabeth Tan). Invited to be a bridesmaid at the wedding at the Kennedy stately home somewhere in Ireland, Maddie wishes that she, not Emma, was the lucky bride-to-be. And Saint Brigid, patron saint of headscarves and romantic meddling, overhears. Of course, wishes have a way of backfiring, and amid all the spontaneous outbreaks of Irish dancing and Guinness drinking, Maddie realises that her heart lies elsewhere.

On Netflix